Just didn't bargain on this book and this ending......

Really now? What do you do on a rainy day? I say, if you are without a headache, read a good book. If you have the headache, take a nap and put a cold press on it. It relaxes you. Just don't forget to take the cold press off or you become a cold numbed area, that falls asleep, you awake and your muscles are aching all over, you now have a kinked neck and a stronger head ache, with more added problems to the mix. You have just made yourself a cold blend of sleep deprivation. Now you try to watch TV to keep your mind off everything. You barely pull yourself up to get a glass of water and a few Advil that you hope will take the edge off the pain. You forgot you switched your bottle of Advil to a bottle of exlax and end up on the porcelain seat for a few hours emptying out your life's end results. While you are sitting there, you remember a book you left on the sink, next to the place you have ended up at. Well, you're actually reading a book now, but not exactly the one you wanted. You realize, hey, your headache is gone and forgotten. Who cares what book you're reading. It feels good you have one to read but(t) you didn't expect to end up where you're at, either. You're awake though, doing what you wanted, reading a book.You didn't bargain on having the two endings, either. One, from the book, and we won't even talk about the other...LOL