"Me and Bobo had a great week at the office last week. We were told when we come in Monday, we must do a leadership course. This is required for all Realtors to take help them understand people better. As dogs, I would say we can understand people more than anyone. It usually is a one year course and you do one day a month. We will start it today and can let everybody know what happens tomorrow."
"Izzy, may I elaborate on something?"
"Waz Up, Bobo?"
"Did you talk to our Brrroker, Geri, to see if we can get by a window seat on the bus, so we can look out the window. I just love it when the wind blows my ears up.
"Bobo, she said you would need to ask the bus driver which I took the liberty to do. He said it was a liability for them to do that. What if we got in an accident. Your head would be chop chop. Hehehe..
"Well, I asked him about having my squirrel with me and he said as long as I don't disrupt anyone with the squeaky noises it would be okay. I am happy I can have it with me throughout the day. Anyway, I hope they don't talk about colors of things on this trip? "
"Why's that?"
"Izzy, I thought Pomeranians were smart, and being I am half a Pom myself, I always thought that was a cool thing. Thank goodness I am more Maltese. After all, I am a Malti-pom. Whew! You are really starting to make me wonder about you , Izzy, don't you know we are color blind."
"I'm not. I can see color, Bobo. I never knew you were color blind. I always did wonder why you follow me from behind with your nose up my butt most the time. Hehehe"
"Izzy, I am surprised at you about your last comment. You do not see color."
"I do too."
"Bobo, I bet you really aren't color blind? What color am I?"
"You look black and white to me."
"See, I am black and white, you do see color. I told you there's nothing wrong with you. Most of the time, that is, anyway. Hehe...."
"Izzy, I didn't believe you so I asked the Brrroker, and she said you are black and white. I really am sorry, I didn't trust you."
"Bobo, I hope this leadership thing catches on for you. I thought you would have trusted me more. Now, this should put me up front. Now you have to follow behind me, with your nose, up my you know what tomorrow. I hate to say it, butt, you really put out some fireworks and machine gun sounds sometimes, and they can be a bit raunchy."
"Izzy, that's a bit too much detail for some people. Remember, we are trying to get more Buyers and Sellers, remember?"
"If you are looking to buy or sell Real Estate, Use a Realtor. If you don't have one already, contact the Eidson Team. Their Motto is It's Ez With The Eidson Team."
"What's our motto, Bobo?"
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